LATEST NEWS - 06 JUNE 2009

I WOULD LIKE TO DISPELL ANY MALICIOUS RUMOURS OUT IN THE LAND OF ENTERTAINMENT.

JIVE EXPRESS WAS ORIGINALLY FORMED BY THE VOCALIST AND THE SAXOPHONE PLAYER OVER A YEAR AGO. THE BASS PLAYER WAS ALSO ASKED TO JOIN THE SET UP AS HE WAS THE BROTHER OF THE SAXOPHONE PLAYER. A RECENT MINOR ISSUE OCCURED WHEN THE BASS PLAYER WAS INADVERTANTLY DOUBLE BOOKED FOR ANOTHER GIG AS HE WAS ALSO A MEMBER OF ANOTHER BAND. THE FOUR MEMBERS OF THE BAND (VOCALS, LEAD GUITAR, RYTHM GUITAR AND DRUMMER), HELD A MEETING TO DISCUSS THE SACKING OF THE BASS PLAYER DUE TO THE DOUBLE BOOKING ISSUE.

AS THE SAX PLAYER WAS THE BROTHER OF THE BASS PLAYER, HE WAS KEPT OUT OF THE DISCUSSION BY REQUEST. ALTHOUGH, THE SAX PLAYER ASSUMED THAT NOTHING MORE SERIOUS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED OTHER THAN SOME CHOICE WORDS AS THIS WAS SUCH A MINOR OFFENCE.

MEMBERS OF THE BAND (VOCALS, LEAD GUITAR, RYTHM GUITAR AND DRUMMER) ALL VOTED TO SACK THE BASS PLAYER WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT. THE ORIGINAL FORMING MEMBER OF THE BAND (VOCALS) DELEGATED THE ACTUAL SACKING TASK TO THE RYTHM GUITARIST TO CONDUCT THE DEED BY TELEPHONE.

FOLLOWING THIS UNACCEPTABLE DECISION MADE BY THE BAND MEMBERS, AS THE SAXOPHONE PLAYER IS THE BROTHER OF THE BASS PLAYER, HE DECIDED TO LEAVE THE BAND WITH IMMEDIATE EFFECT AS A RESULT OF THE INCREDIBLY HARSH DECISION BY THE OTHER BAND MEMBERS.

SO IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING DIFFERNENT FROM THIS ARTICLE THEN IT IS UNTRUE AND SHOULD BE IGNORED AS THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS BASED ON FACTUAL EVENTS.

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